Think and act like a scum lawyer. Always having to hustle for suckers waiting to be preyed upon by the sharks. There are several professions that have to keep their hooks attached to your wallet. Like doctors, drug and insurance companies, and finally law firms. Without your money, they have nothing to do but visit blogs all day. Kind of like Toad Allen.
Law firms never want to end litigation, or resolve disputes in any manner. Want to make a lawyer laugh-suggest arbitration or mediation. It is contrary to their cash flow and billable hours. It is just how the legal profession works.
If an attorney good or dispeciable has a client, and the attorney can work with the opposing party amicably, then the attorney is screwing his/her own self-interest--billable hours. Lawyers want to extend litigation-never resolve it.
There is only one problem with the shark theory called clients. After so many billable hours to a client with nothing close to resolution, clients start figuring out what is happening. They go to a scumbag for help and the scumbag figures if you are stupid enough to call me, you deserve to be screwed by me.
I as a scumbag am going to rape your wallet and your bank account, and take all your other property I can legally, or illegally get away with. This is called raping your client. Law firms love people that are emotionally distraught and think attorneys are moral. And if you are rich, they really love those people even better. In the legal industry, naive people thinking a lawyer is moral and decent are called "suckers" or in a derogatory manner, "stupid and naive idiot".
Get past that kind of simplistic naive thinking. Attorneys are foremost business people that love other people's money. Your money. Usually, after a court case is finally over, the attorneys send the opposing party a Christmas card thanking them for making the law firm and its lawyers rich. Hence, why lawyers are called shysters at law. Some call them contemptous crooks. Me, I call them scumbags. And they laugh with glee, all the way to the bank with your money.
My function in court is to make the opposing party figure this out themselves. After the law firm they hired has raped them of a lot of money with smoke and mirror promises, their client starts figuring out the shell game. At that point in time, where the client of the scum starts getting this con figured out, then I end up with my settlement check.
Isn't that right. Toad. And thanks for the X-Mas gift from your lawfirm. Next year, do not send me a smoker. I already have one. Glad I made you scum lots of billable hours, paid for by your dumb-ass client. By the way, your law firm missed my birthday this year. Put it on your to do list for October. Send Scherer birthday present-vis--vis from our client's astronomical bill.
To Wall St., greed is good. To a scum lawyer, money in the bank and that new sport car is called billable hours.
The word.
Law firms never want to end litigation, or resolve disputes in any manner. Want to make a lawyer laugh-suggest arbitration or mediation. It is contrary to their cash flow and billable hours. It is just how the legal profession works.
If an attorney good or dispeciable has a client, and the attorney can work with the opposing party amicably, then the attorney is screwing his/her own self-interest--billable hours. Lawyers want to extend litigation-never resolve it.
There is only one problem with the shark theory called clients. After so many billable hours to a client with nothing close to resolution, clients start figuring out what is happening. They go to a scumbag for help and the scumbag figures if you are stupid enough to call me, you deserve to be screwed by me.
I as a scumbag am going to rape your wallet and your bank account, and take all your other property I can legally, or illegally get away with. This is called raping your client. Law firms love people that are emotionally distraught and think attorneys are moral. And if you are rich, they really love those people even better. In the legal industry, naive people thinking a lawyer is moral and decent are called "suckers" or in a derogatory manner, "stupid and naive idiot".
Get past that kind of simplistic naive thinking. Attorneys are foremost business people that love other people's money. Your money. Usually, after a court case is finally over, the attorneys send the opposing party a Christmas card thanking them for making the law firm and its lawyers rich. Hence, why lawyers are called shysters at law. Some call them contemptous crooks. Me, I call them scumbags. And they laugh with glee, all the way to the bank with your money.
My function in court is to make the opposing party figure this out themselves. After the law firm they hired has raped them of a lot of money with smoke and mirror promises, their client starts figuring out the shell game. At that point in time, where the client of the scum starts getting this con figured out, then I end up with my settlement check.
Isn't that right. Toad. And thanks for the X-Mas gift from your lawfirm. Next year, do not send me a smoker. I already have one. Glad I made you scum lots of billable hours, paid for by your dumb-ass client. By the way, your law firm missed my birthday this year. Put it on your to do list for October. Send Scherer birthday present-vis--vis from our client's astronomical bill.
To Wall St., greed is good. To a scum lawyer, money in the bank and that new sport car is called billable hours.
The word.
Doctors are also good analogy. How can a doctor generate revenue if you are never sick. Think toe nail fungus. When was this disease invented? Ditto for drug companies-they love to create new diseases they insist their drugs will cure. Think restless leg syndrome.
ReplyDeleteNow if they only had a drug for huge pains in the ass, I could be cured. And Toad is no cure for what ails anyone.
Here is another example of the shell as played by the auto repair industry. You take your car in for a new battery, only. Next thing you know, your car needs 85 things fixed by the same mechanic. Same theory or shill as played by people like Toad Allen.
ReplyDeleteI almost omitted a few other shill game professionals like casinos, hookers that are not attorneys, the tobacco industry and drug dealers. Once the hook is set, kiss your money goodbye. Because they are going to get it.
ReplyDeleteTom - I'm ready to settle. Call me.
ReplyDeleteTodd, you have my digits. The Supreme Court gig remains, regardless. Nice facebook page. You mean to tell me you have only been a BYU attorney for one year? Try to not get disbarred too early. I want to see you put the hurt on BOA some more. Heck, I got four counts against these sleazebags. Want BOA General Counsel's phone number? I can't believe I have his name and phone but I do. They are worried I might sue them. Know any lawyers that dislike BOA?
ReplyDeleteTodd, why don't you move up to the big leagues and just file a class action against BOA? Why fool around one client at a time. Need some help? I got some suggestions related to the same.
ReplyDeleteBOA lost a 410 million class action around some time last year. And recently, lost another one to the tune of 210 million here recently. How much do you think those attorneys got.
ReplyDeleteI merely wonder when BOA is going to replace their CEO, again.