Some of the posts here to date on this relatively new blog seem to think this blog is about Todd Allen, a collection attorney I have to endure. This blog is not about Toad or Todd Allen by any sense of the imagination. I fact, I like Todd Allen. I think if, and when he stops being a despicable and amoral wretch of a person, he may have the right stuff to be a very important person in America and step into my shoes in my never-ending quest to make our nation a better place.
Todd reminds me of myself, many years ago. I used to be just like Toad, many, many years ago. Chasing dollars and not caring one iota about anyone but my own self-interest. So, I am trying to help Tood Allen in my own strange way. Todd needs redemption. Without any, he will continue to suffer and be despised whenever he goes.
I am sure Toad is looking for love and cannot seem to find it. Gee, what a surprise-a person takes on one of the lowest respected professions (collection attorney) in the world in self-hatred and lack of love. So, Toad is a mean, angry person seeking to be loved;, but lost in how to find love and self-respect. To Toad, I am the shepard merely minding the herd looking for lost sheep. Toad is a lost sheep having been seperated from the herd. Toad needs to be found, so he can be redeemed and become a good person again.
In simple terms, I have been where Toad is. Many years ago. I found out when I was 42, chasing dollars was never going to make me happy. So, at 42, I quit chasing dollars and starting helping others. I never looked back and instead of chasing money, money was given to me as a gift for doing good works. For good reason-helping human beings makes good sense from a practical perspective. Maybe someday, Toad can come to the same realization and actually do something beneficial for humanity.
So Toad, to find love, give some. Stop chasing dollars and start helping humanity. I promise you one thing-you will find the love, self-respect, morals and the happiness you are so desperately in pathetic futilility seeking. The money is a gift you recieve once you become a decent moral human being.
You have an opportunity being presented to you-a gift. Take it for what it is worth-a moral message. Your own humanity. No one attains happiness by chasing dollars. Hence, why collection attorneys are scumbags on the face of the planet earth leaving their trails of scum wherever they go.
So, in a strange way, I love Toad Allen. He is simply reinforcing my own sheepherder kind of philosophy and personal commitment to be a good, honest and moral human being. I am sure I will be rewarded some day for helping Toad Allen not be himself.
Todd reminds me of myself, many years ago. I used to be just like Toad, many, many years ago. Chasing dollars and not caring one iota about anyone but my own self-interest. So, I am trying to help Tood Allen in my own strange way. Todd needs redemption. Without any, he will continue to suffer and be despised whenever he goes.
I am sure Toad is looking for love and cannot seem to find it. Gee, what a surprise-a person takes on one of the lowest respected professions (collection attorney) in the world in self-hatred and lack of love. So, Toad is a mean, angry person seeking to be loved;, but lost in how to find love and self-respect. To Toad, I am the shepard merely minding the herd looking for lost sheep. Toad is a lost sheep having been seperated from the herd. Toad needs to be found, so he can be redeemed and become a good person again.
In simple terms, I have been where Toad is. Many years ago. I found out when I was 42, chasing dollars was never going to make me happy. So, at 42, I quit chasing dollars and starting helping others. I never looked back and instead of chasing money, money was given to me as a gift for doing good works. For good reason-helping human beings makes good sense from a practical perspective. Maybe someday, Toad can come to the same realization and actually do something beneficial for humanity.
So Toad, to find love, give some. Stop chasing dollars and start helping humanity. I promise you one thing-you will find the love, self-respect, morals and the happiness you are so desperately in pathetic futilility seeking. The money is a gift you recieve once you become a decent moral human being.
You have an opportunity being presented to you-a gift. Take it for what it is worth-a moral message. Your own humanity. No one attains happiness by chasing dollars. Hence, why collection attorneys are scumbags on the face of the planet earth leaving their trails of scum wherever they go.
So, in a strange way, I love Toad Allen. He is simply reinforcing my own sheepherder kind of philosophy and personal commitment to be a good, honest and moral human being. I am sure I will be rewarded some day for helping Toad Allen not be himself.
You really are an ASS and a complete joke right now - everyone is laughing and talking about you in such an embarressing way that even I am embarressed for you - GO and get a life - seriously, go help the dying children in Africa or try do SOMETHING constructive with you life, and the money you spend on attorneys, if you dont like them so much, then go make a difference with it somewhere else - such a negative ninny you are!!!!
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I would hire this "TOAD" Todd Allen in a heartbeat as he is obviously good at his job, if he pissed you off that badly!!!!
Toad, you are leaving scumland and now living in my world, blogland. If you are invading an enemy,not wise to attack their stronghold. Go back to Scumville, before you embaress yourself. Maybe a county judge will help hold your high self-esteem, for a while. Sooner or later, these judges are going to see you for what you claim you are. Good luck with your future-you are going to need luck. Consider leaving the dark side and come on over and save the empire from the dark forces. Ignore darth vader. He used to be one of us.
DeleteWant his phone number. Hold on. I will get the name of his pimp law firm taking advantage of Toad, the phone number and the mailing address.
ReplyDeleteBe right back.
Oops. The only person with that kind of comment with so many details is Toad Allen. Regardless, the toadmaster can be reached by calling (239) 331-5100. Ask for the Toadmaster, or the lost one to get Toad Allen. The law firm is Not very Goode & Adamcyzk, or something like that, LLP. Address is 8950 Fontana Del Sol Way, Suite 100 in (we are rich bitch), Naples, FL. Zip code is 34109.
ReplyDeleteWarning: If one does call the Toadmaster's pimp law firm, remember they are collection attorney scum. So, make certain they give you the required fair debt collection practices act warning. Like they actually are going to comply with the law. Remember, these people are collection attorneys. Disinfect your phone after the conversation is over to remove the scum.
ReplyDeleteNOTICE The tremendous compassion in talking about helping dying children of Africa. Nice amoral racist scum-talk.
ReplyDeletehahahaha - wow - what would you know about Africa, you have a pea sized brain, oh my crikey... racist - give me a break, you wouldn't survive 10 days in Africa, yes - YOU, who has nothing better to do than sit on a computer all day and talk dirt about someone... Help me understand why you are so mad at this "Toad" I dont have time to read everything...what did he too to rattle your cage??? OR let me put it this way - who did YOU OWE MONEY TO in order that you were anywhere near a "collection" attorney...???
DeleteFrankly, I actually have an MRI scan of my brain. I assure the last commenter it really is bigger than a pea. I plan to introduce it into a court of law real soon to demonstrate beyond a shadow of a doubt, I do factually have indisputable evidence I have a brain. Nice writing, scarescrow-go see the Wizard of Oz and maybe you can think and write better.
ReplyDeleteIn regard to how I met the Toadmaster, that is confidential based on kicking some other attorneys around the old condo for quite a while. Not done kicking yet. More kicking still to do. Standby. Gotta get out the arse kicking boots.
...where do you come up with this crap, did you have to go get that MRI scan to check there was actually one in there, shame... poor you - did they find anything else wrong perhaps, like a missing part...?? Ok here's a thing, you should really be blogging about the judge who is making you pay the "toad" this money, normally the attorneys producs enough evidence so the judge can make a decision, so, there must have been something you did wrong - you poor thing, I guess 4k is a LOT of money to you huh...Or wait, you would rather spend that on making a difference somewhere - maybe we can get the "toad" to donate it, tell me something, I read you were trying to run for congress or something, why woudl you be doing something so silly like this then, you know these politicians, they all have dirt somewhere, I dont think you will get in myself, after reading this - and if by some God forsaken unknown reason you do, oh gees, there goes the USA down the tubes... If this place falls into the hands of people like you - that really sucks, I think then I will move to Australia!!!
ReplyDeleteI am trying to run. I am running. Go to www.fec.gov and find out for yourself, if you know how to do such a search. Apparently, the local news media does not know how to do this.
ReplyDeleteThe reason I had an MRI scan is because I have degenerative back disease and have to get scheduled with a good neurosurgeon,major back as soon as possible. The last neurosurgen stated due to the VA not having this neurosurgery done earlier, I now have irreparable and permanent nerve damage. Know any scum lawyers that want to file a federal tort case? Or like usual, would it be better if I merely filed it myself, and avoided getting raped and slimed by a scum lawyer?
I find it silly in America that people hire lawyers for such an easy process. Heck, I know an 18 year old high school dropout that can file his own court cases. What would he need scum for?
You really seem like such a grumpy person, if you are so disgurntled with the law system in the USA and you really dont seem to be a happy person, then why would you even attempt to run for election, do you even have any family or does ANYONE love you? Man, you are soooo depressing!!! I feel quite sorry for you...
DeleteIn regard to judges, great idea for another blog. I was considering doing that very thing.
ReplyDeleteWhy wait to move to Australia. Air travel is cheap right now. Fly on American Airlines. They allege to be bankrupt. I am pretty certain you should leave asap. Not certain if Australia lets scumbags into their country.
ReplyDeleteScumbag???? Well hello again, time for more fun, seems you're the scumbag here? Why else would you be doing this? Seems to me you are pretty guilty of something considering your behavior, dude, I highly doubt someone like you woudl get into congress, especially after this...
DeleteWell, in 2010, over 5000 Kansas voters out of around 20k would kindly disagree with your argument above.
DeleteVoters in America are tired of patronizing, ass-kissing politicans. We do not politicans in America that go kissing your ass and then stabbing you in the back after getting elected. We need congressmen that fighters for your constitutional rights. With people like yourself, ask yourself how that is working to date?
If we keep voting for the slicksters and attorneys that want to control the federal legislative process, we are going to keep getting what the voters so dearly have earned. Shitty legislators.
I remember sitting in a court room back in KS watching all the people in jail getting screwed by the court as the judge deals out criminal defense work to his cronies. I was really proud when one person charged, stated no thanks and defended himself.
ReplyDeleteGood call by this person. So,those that got the "free" attorney ended up getting screwed not once, but twice. By the court and crony scumbag attorney. I am pretty certain the person that represented himself did a lot better because he was smart enough not to get suckered in being assigned a scumbag.
You were in a court room AGAIN, seems you spend a lot of time in them, why is that??? Are you always in trouble???
ReplyDeleteI moved to Florida to go fishing. Now, I am sucked into the court system again for good reason. 290 defectively built condo units. If I cannot fight for my, and my fellow condo owners against some evil real estate developer, then I would agree I am not worthy to run for United States Congress.
ReplyDeleteBut,as it turns out, I am fighting for people's rights the best and most civil way I know how-via the judicial system. And therefore, the answer to your question is affirmative. I am in courts of law all over the country. In many different judicial forums concurrently. Writing in court, that is what I chose to do for the right reasons-fighting for your rights-thank me some day. If I do not stand up and fight for your rights, I would be an apathetic coward. I choose not to be a coward, nor am I going to be apathetic until I am dead, or unable to do the fighting any longer.
I have spent around a half million dollars on litigation to date. I intend to spend another half mil or so before I am dead. Got a problem with that?
ReplyDeleteThe very purpose of a judicial system in part, is to civilly resolve disputes. Seems a lot a better than getting pissed off and shooting people. Don't you think? Or beating someone up.
ReplyDeleteTo me, our judicial system, as flawed and overworked, is how we resolve disputes in America. Does the commenter above hate America and our judicial system, or is the commenter above a coward too afraid to take advantage of our nation's judical system having joined the apathetic masses too lazy to have their day in court. Court is a right-use when appropriate, as intended.