This blog is hereby dedicated to things called scumbag lawyers. The source of my inspiration is modeled after this attorney I know, who if you pronounced his name, would sound just like Todd Allen. For good reason.
There are a lot of attorneys in America and in the whole world that are scum on the surface of the planet earth. They crawl and slime things wherever they go, just like a sleazy slug, earthworm or snake. The trail they leave because is called scum.
So, this blog is dedicated to people whose name might sound like Todd Allen, for example-an amoral, pathetic psychopathetic liar thing, some people get confused as being a human being.
Most people on the planet earth do not patronize and refer to scum as a human being. We have other titles used on earth for slimey creatures I refer to as scumbags. For example, effective immediately, this blog is lovingly dedicated to things-things I call the scumbag lawyers of the planet earth.
Merely because this site is dedicated to Todd Allen, does not imply Todd Allen is an actual human being. In fact-I am stating the exact opposite-it is never appropriate to refer to scum as a human being.
There are a lot of attorneys in America and in the whole world that are scum on the surface of the planet earth. They crawl and slime things wherever they go, just like a sleazy slug, earthworm or snake. The trail they leave because is called scum.
So, this blog is dedicated to people whose name might sound like Todd Allen, for example-an amoral, pathetic psychopathetic liar thing, some people get confused as being a human being.
Most people on the planet earth do not patronize and refer to scum as a human being. We have other titles used on earth for slimey creatures I refer to as scumbags. For example, effective immediately, this blog is lovingly dedicated to things-things I call the scumbag lawyers of the planet earth.
Merely because this site is dedicated to Todd Allen, does not imply Todd Allen is an actual human being. In fact-I am stating the exact opposite-it is never appropriate to refer to scum as a human being.
Seriously dude? Go get a life and stop whining! Have you ever heard the Serenity prayer? God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. I hope God grants you the courage to change the things you can...perhaps starting with yourself. I have known Todd Allen and his family personally since I was twelve years old. The "scum" you describe is not that person. Sad you feel the need to slander the name of such a good person. A reconsideration of the way you spend your time may be in order.
ReplyDeleteTo this poster, of course I am well acquainted with the Serenity Prayer and actually like eastern philosophy from which this prayer is based upon. Buddhism. Matter of fact, this is widely used and practiced by successful AA members. Now for me, I quit drinking Jan. 4, 1985. Then, I moved to FL and had to suffer extreme and intentional emotional distress from having to deal with Toad, his law firm, and four other law firms, and their attorneys, so I stepped backwards and now unfortunately starting drinking again. I regret that decision. So to me, this is another harm I claim relief and remedy for in a court of law. IIED. And asked for it when I filed the state district court case.
DeleteNow in regard to all these lawyers, and their law firms, I really pity them. In federal court back in Kansas, the US Attorneys refer to me as the Crocodile. Honest. It is court transcripts. There is a good reason my court nickname is the crocodile.
People with common sense do not want to mess with a crocodile. Naturally, most of us realize lawyers do not have any common sense due to their huge narcissistic egos. The function of a crocodile is to deflate the egos of scumbag attorneys. Also refer to how attorneys are called sharks. For good reason. They suck and pollute the waters leaving scum behind.
But hey I want to digress;here is a crocodile riddle from a contest I sponsored in Kansas City:
Riddle: Where does a crocodile use when they go to the bathroom? Answer below.
Croc Pot.
Riddle: What is the mass called that is left in the crockpot?
Answer to Riddle 2: Scumbag lawyer. Or the following answer would be considered correct:
croc of dung.
Finally, so you have known Todd since he was 12. By logical reasoning, that makes your age 17. How did I use your response to calculate your age?
DeleteWell, having known Toad for less than one year, I know his manners remind me of spoiled teenager. That would make you around the age of 17. Get a job and stop wasting time reading blogs. Go earn a living and quit sponging off your parents. And for God and their sake, move out and get your own place to live.
You may wish to read my reply once again. It said I have known Todd since "I" was twelve. Which makes me thirty years old. But good try. I am very familiar with AA as well as Al-Anon, having attended Al-Anon for 3 1/2 years. I sincerely encourage you to go back to your program. Probably the best thing you could ever do for yourself.
DeleteI did actually consider going back to AA, both when I moved to FL and again, after I got here. I still may. Now we know all about Al-Anon members. What can I say. You need a lot of help. Consider going back. 3 1/2 years clearly was not long enough. Give it a shot for around 25 years and then get back with me.
DeleteNow when I went to the horrible VA outpatient social worker about getting back into AA, I told them I was running for US Congress. The social worker told me I was not. I told him I was leaving. He ran to get security and I got my arse out of the VA clinic and now refuse to go back for good reason. The Fort Myers VA clinic is one of the worst VA clinics in this nation. Not maybe-it is the worst.
Big guy with a little crush! How cute!
ReplyDeleteBTW - His name *is* Todd Allen. Of course it's going to sound like Todd Al...WAIT A MINUTE! I see what you did there. How witty! I'm glad they don't just hand out these Blog dealios to any Yahoo signs up for one. You win the Internets!
Nicholas Cage ampersand # 39.Thanks for picking up on what I did. A tad bit slow are we? Anyway, thanks for your comment and the internet award. By the way, what kind of name is that? Are you Nicholas Cage and if so, why on God's earth would you have an ampersand in your name. Who do you think you are-Prince? And finally, what kind of name has the pound symbol in it, and are you actually stating Nickolas Cage has 39 or more fans? Simply unbelievable. Nice pick for a hero.
DeleteYou gotta be kidding me-Nicholas Cage has a fan club? How twistedm is that (HTIT).
Second comment to this person.
DeleteWhat is this word-*is*. Learn to spell and I highly suggest using spell checker before posting anything on any blog in the universe going forward.
The ampersand followed by #39; is the HTML code for apostrophe, which Blogger apparently couldn't seem to handle in a username.
DeleteWhat is this word *is*? I think the asterisks are there for emphasis. Pretty sure you can figure out the word in between the asterisks.
I'm pretty sure this person isn't a fan of Nicholas Cage. The wonderful thing about the internet is that we can use a made up name or a made up title (such as the 'writer' title you give yourself). Have you seen National Treasure though? It's so awesome I bought two VHS copies.
A good thing about blogging on the internet is I get to meet lots of cowards hiding behind anonymous blog names. The only rational reason I can think of, is a person that uses an anonymous name does like being held accountable for what they write-hence, the word coward seems appropriate. Rightfully so.
DeleteNaturally, the word is, without any astericks is not quite as simple a word as one thinks. Ask Bill Clinton. Remember when he asked someone to define the word "is". Naturally, only lawyers think like this. Thank slick willie for being unable to understand what the word is means. And all of us can deny having sexual relations, just like he did. And Clinton was the President of the United States. I wonder how that Whitewater scandal worked out for Hilliary and him. Thank god Hilliary quit wearing those ugly pant suits. An old blog I had, Kansas New Style Politics fully addressed the horrendeous clothes worn by Hilliary. No wonder so many dems in KS love me.
DeleteI've heard of a guy who's name sounds like Thomas Scherer, who has too much time on his hands, and isn't a great judge of character. Seriously, if there were more than 3 or 4 people as amazing as Todd Allen, the world's problems would be solved. Unfortunately, most of them are more like Thomas Scherer.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I did not slander Todd's name. I helping to clearly establish what he is good at. Hence, why this blog is dedicated to people like him-not him. Maybe I should dedicated this site to Toad Allen, to keep whiners happy.
ReplyDeleteSecond to all the critics out there, thanks for following this brand new blog. This should be one of my best blogs ever. Anyone who has ever dealt and had to endure really rotten attorneys gets it. Unlike some of you critics above. If you do not like the content, start your own blog. They are free and until such time the United States Supreme Court starts suppressing free speech, I can dedicate this blog to anyone I choose to. So, give a shout out for Toad Allen.
ReplyDeleteTom - I haven't been called Toad since elementary school. Way to be creative.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you tell everyone how you and I met? Why don't you tell them you got caught lying to a bankruptcy judge and it costs you $4k? Let's talk about who's being dishonest now.
Todd
Toad, how did you spend that 4k?
ReplyDeleteYou haven't paid it yet. Another example of your dishonesty my friend. How's this going to work with your congressional campaign? Are you going to admit to the voters that you lied to a federal judge and got caught?
DeleteHey Toad, got my appeal papers yet? Or the appended application to SCOTUS? I promised you we were going to the United States Supreme Court. Have you paid the 100 dollar fee, yet?
DeleteUse some of my 4000 dollars.
Toad, in regard to my congressional campaign, I am doing quite well. Can I use that 4k to run for Congress like it states in Title 11? Want the section number on how I can make contributions to non-profit entities? Voters like someone that knows and understands what it feels like, to have scum try and take their homes from them. This will help my congressional campaign. Did not know you were not only scum, but an expert poli-sci person too. Man, you are one qualified and impressive person, far wiser than everyone on the planet earth, ever including Jesus.
DeletePraise the toadmaster, head scum.
Todd does not really want to tell the truth because he is amoral and pathetic. More amoral than pathetic. Regardless, Toad asked the judge to sanction me because I quoted an excerpt from a Florida statute. Typically, when you have an excerpt like I was taught at law school, you stick in ellipses to let the court know this is excerpt of a statute. Here, an ellispe is a period. Ellispes are three to four periods. Looks like what is below:
Delete. . .
or
. . . . (when the excerpt ends with a sentence.
Now when you run spell checker on a court document using Microsoft Word, spell checker things the dots or ellispes are a grammer error. And if you are not paying attention, spell checker will delete the repeat dots or periods.
So, Todd claimed I did this on purpose because he is amoral lacking in character most of us refer to as being honest and truthful. Further, Todd and the judge failed to note after Todd whined about this, I attached the entire statute in my reply concerning the missing ellispes. This issue over this punctation being missing is currently being appealed. $4 k for an unintentional error. You have to be kidding. Only a biased judge would do such a thing. And only a crazy scumbag lawyer would even attempt to argue such a frivilous argument in a court of law.
But then, this is what Toad does for a living. Argue silly absurd and frivilous arguments when he has defense for the acts and omissions of his client. And when that is not working very well . . . then Toad just starts lying and making up stuff. Why? Well frankly, because this kind of logic might make sense to a scumbag lawyer. But who cares what they think. They are scum. And naturally scumbags will do what I call "cheap attorney tricks" to divert attention away from one's clients unlawful violatons of the law. There are several words that define this kind of cheap trick. Subterfuge is one of them.
If I were a federal judge and had to deal with certain attorneys whose name rhymes with fallen, like into eternal damnation, I want to sanction this fallen person into doing hundreds of hours of community service for free-to make them help poor people living in poverty.
ReplyDeleteNaturally, how many collection attorneys does it take to get one good human composite. Answer: None. The number of collection attorneys to get one good human is past the number after infinity.
The only people that like collection attorneys are themselves. Frankly, the only reason one would even want to be a collection attorney is an act of desperation. Merely ask the person this blog is dedicated to.
However, do not pity this person. Even Jesus did not like collection attorneys. And if Jesus does not love them, why should anyone else?
I know Todd personally, so reading some random widens whining on a blog does little to make me think any differently of him. It does, however, make you look like a whiney little girl.
ReplyDelete"random widens whining". Can you try writing in a style most of us call proper use of the English language?
ReplyDeleteNOTE: If you are going to write comments on this blog, please write so most people can decipher what you are writing. Or alternatively, only write when you are sober.
ReplyDeleteFor the rest of us.
"I helping to clearly establish what he is good at." - Thomas Scherer
DeleteI blog good one day.
So your first named is Bologna. Is your nickname baloney like your comment above.
Deletelmao,keep writing hot dog. I cannot believe I have bloggers that are named after a meat by-product. Welcome to my world.
DeleteOh great. I am suprised your named is not Salami. Gee, I wonder what you do for a living? Even Jesus would not name someone after a meat byproduct. Consider changing your first name, legally, asap.
ReplyDeleteI am not surprised you missed a few dots in your "ellispes," inasmuch as it is clear you are missing several marbles. If you would redirect the time and effort you put into publishing this garbage to something that is actually worthwhile, we'd all live in a better world. P.S.: you might want to run your "grammer" checker on your blog material. Your comments might be construed as "frivilous."
ReplyDeleteI admit I erred on the word grammar. I remember a long time ago, I explained to another perfectionist that I did not give a rat's ass about using perfect grammar and punctuation. This is a blog. Not an English exam. No one cares about typos on blogs and misspellings. The only one that attacks a typo on a blog is a person that cannot construct a good argument. You can always spot these people. They always post as anonymous. Get a life. Stop blogging and move out of your parent's home.
DeleteWhat makes you assume I am male? That would be quite something, you kicking me in the ass. Let me alert the media. And how is saying you are missing your marbles "bigoted"? This coming from a guy who makes fun of somebody's name?
ReplyDeleteOk, are you a guy, girl, lady or a woman? If you a woman, I can get my finance to handle this situation.
ReplyDeleteA bigot and bigotry are easily defined. A person that has cognitive disabilites considers or perceives clauses that state one has lost their marbles, short a few screws, crazy and several other statements like yours, to be a form of disability discrimination perpetuating myths about persons that have to deal with various illnesses. Your argument is bigotry is limited to race is simply naive.
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