Here is your opportunity to post right here on this blog, your horror story about any scumbag lawyer here in the United States of America. The blog author ensures he will personally be paying one hour of legal counsel time with a scumbag lawyer at the standard scum rate limited to 250 bucks, as chosen by the blog author.
All you have to do is submit on this blog, a story that is based on fact, believable or unbelievable that clearly details your own personal experiences (within the history of God creating the planet earth) that exemplifies the content of the very nature of this blog-pinpoint out one or more scumbug lawyers so the rest of us can avoid having to deal with them.
If you need a person who has mastered this and is considered to be an expert on the subject, I know a certain attorney that for an astronomical sum of money, can give you too, expert advise on how to find a scumbag attorney-at-law. Or, if you reside in Florida, look in the Yellow pages and pick any attorney in Florida at random. The odds are if you call one, more than likely, they too will be an expert at scumbagging since Florida has so many of these things down here.
Please write an essay and post it in the comments section of this blog. The blog author is the judge and will be the person awarding one hour of prepaid legal fees with one of the worst attorneys the blog author can think of here in SW Florida. So, give some contact data just in case you are the award winner. Attorneys like the one this blog is dedicated to, are not allowed to file any entries. As a matter of fact, no attorney will be considered eligible for applying for the award.
Just for fun-meaning no prize money will be given out, name the first attorney-at-law to ever be recorded in history. Hint one-No, Eve did not have a divorce attorney. Nice try though. Even God would not have created attorneys-at-law.
And no, it is not Draco, of Draconian fame. He was a judge. We here at this blog are looking for the first known attorney-at-law, followed shortly soon afterwards, by all sorts of hoodlums and similiar con artists, creating the cottage industry of scumbag lawyers.
All you have to do is submit on this blog, a story that is based on fact, believable or unbelievable that clearly details your own personal experiences (within the history of God creating the planet earth) that exemplifies the content of the very nature of this blog-pinpoint out one or more scumbug lawyers so the rest of us can avoid having to deal with them.
If you need a person who has mastered this and is considered to be an expert on the subject, I know a certain attorney that for an astronomical sum of money, can give you too, expert advise on how to find a scumbag attorney-at-law. Or, if you reside in Florida, look in the Yellow pages and pick any attorney in Florida at random. The odds are if you call one, more than likely, they too will be an expert at scumbagging since Florida has so many of these things down here.
Please write an essay and post it in the comments section of this blog. The blog author is the judge and will be the person awarding one hour of prepaid legal fees with one of the worst attorneys the blog author can think of here in SW Florida. So, give some contact data just in case you are the award winner. Attorneys like the one this blog is dedicated to, are not allowed to file any entries. As a matter of fact, no attorney will be considered eligible for applying for the award.
Just for fun-meaning no prize money will be given out, name the first attorney-at-law to ever be recorded in history. Hint one-No, Eve did not have a divorce attorney. Nice try though. Even God would not have created attorneys-at-law.
And no, it is not Draco, of Draconian fame. He was a judge. We here at this blog are looking for the first known attorney-at-law, followed shortly soon afterwards, by all sorts of hoodlums and similiar con artists, creating the cottage industry of scumbag lawyers.
If you are really desperate, and need a scumbag lawyer that loves your pocket, one can always try calling the we protect our own scum Florida Bar Association. When you call this shyster organization, naturally they want your money also and will demand payment of 50 bucks.
ReplyDeleteOnly in Florida and other 3rd world nations, does crap like this happen.