Think and act like a scum lawyer. Always having to hustle for suckers waiting to be preyed upon by the sharks. There are several professions that have to keep their hooks attached to your wallet. Like doctors, drug and insurance companies, and finally law firms. Without your money, they have nothing to do but visit blogs all day. Kind of like Toad Allen.
Law firms never want to end litigation, or resolve disputes in any manner. Want to make a lawyer laugh-suggest arbitration or mediation. It is contrary to their cash flow and billable hours. It is just how the legal profession works.
If an attorney good or dispeciable has a client, and the attorney can work with the opposing party amicably, then the attorney is screwing his/her own self-interest--billable hours. Lawyers want to extend litigation-never resolve it.
There is only one problem with the shark theory called clients. After so many billable hours to a client with nothing close to resolution, clients start figuring out what is happening. They go to a scumbag for help and the scumbag figures if you are stupid enough to call me, you deserve to be screwed by me.
I as a scumbag am going to rape your wallet and your bank account, and take all your other property I can legally, or illegally get away with. This is called raping your client. Law firms love people that are emotionally distraught and think attorneys are moral. And if you are rich, they really love those people even better. In the legal industry, naive people thinking a lawyer is moral and decent are called "suckers" or in a derogatory manner, "stupid and naive idiot".
Get past that kind of simplistic naive thinking. Attorneys are foremost business people that love other people's money. Your money. Usually, after a court case is finally over, the attorneys send the opposing party a Christmas card thanking them for making the law firm and its lawyers rich. Hence, why lawyers are called shysters at law. Some call them contemptous crooks. Me, I call them scumbags. And they laugh with glee, all the way to the bank with your money.
My function in court is to make the opposing party figure this out themselves. After the law firm they hired has raped them of a lot of money with smoke and mirror promises, their client starts figuring out the shell game. At that point in time, where the client of the scum starts getting this con figured out, then I end up with my settlement check.
Isn't that right. Toad. And thanks for the X-Mas gift from your lawfirm. Next year, do not send me a smoker. I already have one. Glad I made you scum lots of billable hours, paid for by your dumb-ass client. By the way, your law firm missed my birthday this year. Put it on your to do list for October. Send Scherer birthday present-vis--vis from our client's astronomical bill.
To Wall St., greed is good. To a scum lawyer, money in the bank and that new sport car is called billable hours.
The word.
Law firms never want to end litigation, or resolve disputes in any manner. Want to make a lawyer laugh-suggest arbitration or mediation. It is contrary to their cash flow and billable hours. It is just how the legal profession works.
If an attorney good or dispeciable has a client, and the attorney can work with the opposing party amicably, then the attorney is screwing his/her own self-interest--billable hours. Lawyers want to extend litigation-never resolve it.
There is only one problem with the shark theory called clients. After so many billable hours to a client with nothing close to resolution, clients start figuring out what is happening. They go to a scumbag for help and the scumbag figures if you are stupid enough to call me, you deserve to be screwed by me.
I as a scumbag am going to rape your wallet and your bank account, and take all your other property I can legally, or illegally get away with. This is called raping your client. Law firms love people that are emotionally distraught and think attorneys are moral. And if you are rich, they really love those people even better. In the legal industry, naive people thinking a lawyer is moral and decent are called "suckers" or in a derogatory manner, "stupid and naive idiot".
Get past that kind of simplistic naive thinking. Attorneys are foremost business people that love other people's money. Your money. Usually, after a court case is finally over, the attorneys send the opposing party a Christmas card thanking them for making the law firm and its lawyers rich. Hence, why lawyers are called shysters at law. Some call them contemptous crooks. Me, I call them scumbags. And they laugh with glee, all the way to the bank with your money.
My function in court is to make the opposing party figure this out themselves. After the law firm they hired has raped them of a lot of money with smoke and mirror promises, their client starts figuring out the shell game. At that point in time, where the client of the scum starts getting this con figured out, then I end up with my settlement check.
Isn't that right. Toad. And thanks for the X-Mas gift from your lawfirm. Next year, do not send me a smoker. I already have one. Glad I made you scum lots of billable hours, paid for by your dumb-ass client. By the way, your law firm missed my birthday this year. Put it on your to do list for October. Send Scherer birthday present-vis--vis from our client's astronomical bill.
To Wall St., greed is good. To a scum lawyer, money in the bank and that new sport car is called billable hours.
The word.
